ADVICE TO "BABY"

1. REMEMBER TO SMILE A LOT ,
2. NEVER TEETHE ON A LOLLY POP
3. NEVER LOOK BACKWARD WHEN
YOU'RE WALKING.
4. DON'T BE DRAMATIC.
5. DON'T PUNCH ANYONE.

6. DON'T EAT WORMS OR

SPIDERS.

7. DON'T VOMIT ON YOUR

TEACHER.

8. DON'T EAT THIS HAT.

9. WORMS AREN'T AS GOOD

AS SPAGHETTI.

10. DON'T EAT CRUNCHY BLACK

MOVING THINGS.

11. DON'T THROW YOUR BINKY

IN THE TOILET.

12. ROBIN'S EGGS DO NOT TASTE

AS GOOD AS BLUEBERRY JELLYBEANS.

13. ALWAYS LOVE YOUR FAMILY.

14. DON'T THINK THAT TV IS A MAGIC BOX.

15. CHEW YOUR FOOD.

16. STAY AWAY FROM GARBAGE.

17. YOU ARE PERFECT THE WAY YOU ARE.

18. NO MATTER WHAT ANYONE SAYS,

YOU WILL ALWAYS BE SPECIAL.

19. Make sure your first word isn't no!

20. ALWAYS REMEMBER THE DAY YOU WERE BORN.